I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes
the url makes this even better
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
if only you could customize your imessage color