burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*


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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


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unclefather:

i don’t go to family reunions because they always ask me rude questions they’re like my 4th cousin half removed only by marriage and they ask me “why don’t you ever have a boyfriend” and i’m like i don’t fucking know why don’t you have any of your teeth 


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maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

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unfollovving:

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*sweats nervously*   ORANGE


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