When you hear a noise at night and you’re home alone

anangelandhistractor:

i-have-an-acklehol-problem:

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I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate. 


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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)


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we stoodsteady as the stars in the woodsso happy-heartedand the warmth rang true inside these bones

we stood
steady as the stars in the woods
so happy-hearted
and the warmth rang true inside these bones

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stylelist-tidebuy:

sweet ring
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canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better


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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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shouldnt:

if only you could customize your imessage color


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kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

(Source: zoo.org.au)

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